i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.
shirts that get tight around the armpit
To the men who have told me that I’m overreacting and “it’s the 21st century women are equal now”
Note that the “women make only 77.5 cents for every dollar that men earn” statistic applies only to white women. Women of color make significantly less.
- Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
- Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.
Don’t talk to me unless you’re handing me this bouquet to ask for my hand in marriage
How I want ALL my dates to end. ALL of them.
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl who wants to go to brunch and I really don’t wanna go to brunch and I don’t want you to sit on the couch while I shop or, like, even meet my friends. I don’t even want that, okay? But I also don’t want to share a sex partner with a girl who seems to have asked for a picture of your dick. And also, I don’t want a picture of your dick. Because I live very near you so if you wanted me to look at your dick, I could just come over and look at your dick!
If you’re someone who bombards people with hate and abuse when they get an abortion, I don’t want anything to do with you ever at all.
Anonymous asked: Have u ever smoked pot?
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
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